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Rutger's weekend.

Got here thursday night, awesome jew party, shy should die. got alex drunk for her first time off of just vodka and ice. wouldn't let her have anything else for the entire night.

yesterday got really high after watching third watch for about five hours. we watched it cuz of the sanguinearians, vampires, it was great. CANCER IN THE HOUSE!!!!! justine and i went out for a nice blunt. red's great. ate too much fast food, came back to alex's and was out at about ten. pretty sorry performance

seems to be a really shitty day today. so drinking vodka in the room right now. bout to go to busch for some lunch. maybe meet up with chris if he wakes up, then i'll call zach and everyone else i know to chill for a while. should be interesting night. wonder where we'll go.

i hope the rain stops.

that is all.

randy is out

hmmmmmmmmmmm!
Body: This shit is incredible. Ok guys, this truly is freaky,
my cell literally rang as soon as I read
the last word of this email!!!!!
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My phone did to!! =l
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My phone rang while I was reading this
shit my phone rang too
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hOLY cRAP mY CELL pHONE RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH
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I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin
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fucking friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this fucking bulletin....man...creepy....
~jr

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This works so try it yourself
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My phone rang... thats creepy!
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The second i finished it my phone rang
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yup, it is kinda freaky, my mom called me just to ask me if i fed the dogs,.......right after i sent this....weird

this is scary

lets see if it works....

I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?

Hope it works!

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.

No attachment on this one.

Stories

I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!

Go for it!!!

SCROLL DOWN!!!!

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STOP!!!

Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
you do

I HaD SeX ....
had sex?!
Because you opened this letter, something good will happen to you at approximately 11:52pm. If you don't repost this you'll have bad luck for the next 1152 days.

Repost this with a title i had sex

today at work one of the ladies shit in a shower stall in the women's locker room.

I did this

while doing this

because i ate this

it was gross but i felt better afterwards.

some people really make me laugh...

61. Michael Outeiral - That's it? Holding hands? What if you look through a window and you see them butt fucking, or you see 2 guy s making out on a park bench. That' sjust fucking completely wrong...don't tell me it's right..they are freaks of nature...BY INSTINCT which is common knowledge that we are BORN with...men go for females, females fall for men...if you are gay, you are just a freak...if you are Christian..the bible says it's a sin to be gay, so you better fucking start to appreciate women for their sexuality as well as everything else, or get ready to spend an eternity of suffering...both on earth and in hell (if you're christian..personally I don't believe in hell, but whatever..i figured christianity was the most popular religion so most gays are probably christian, or they change religion simply because they are gay which is even worse...fucking assholes).

I just don't understand why anyone would try to classify something they can never truly understand for themselves. Wait, yes i can. They are called morons.

apparently i look like this...

though i used to have a complex cuz someone once told me i looked like this...

i was lifeguarding a child's pool party and one of the mothers had just entered the back yard and literally took a double take when she saw me. she really thought i was anakin skywalker from the new star wars movies. I took it as a compliment i find him to be really hot. though i was harrassed for the rest of the party because the bitch told all the kids that i was anakin so i kept getting all these super cute questions but "super cute" becomes "super im about to slit your little throats" after about an hour.

and my friend jackie once told me i looked like big bird in third grade because i had really big eyes. i don't know, i secretly think she might be slightly retarded, but we love her all the same.

Monday starts work... a crazy suicidal onslaught of work. Try not to laugh when you read this schedule.

Monday-Friday 8:30-1:00 Lifeguard for Special Needs Children
Monday, Wednesday, Friday 5:00am-7:00am Clean Neighbor's Pools
Monday, Wednesday, Friday 1:00-9:00pm Lifeguard for Town Recreation
Tuesday, Thursday 1:00-8:00pm Lifeguard for Town Recreation
Saturday 12:00-3:00pm Lifeguard for Town Recreation
Sunday 12:00-1:00 Private Swim Instruction

Yes that is work scheduled for every day of every week until i leave for Boston on September 1st for the beginning of school. I still don't know how i am going to manage to stay awake on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays when i'm waking up at 5 and not leaving work till 9 that night. I had a schedule very similar to this one last year and i remember that very often i didn't go out because i would just be exhausted from working all day.

maybe i won't pass my drug test and i'll lose the town recreation job. It would actually be a relief.

i thought that they were angels
but to my surprise,
we climbed aboard their starships
we headed for the skies...

come sail away with me

I'm beginning to realize that i am more perceptive than i initially thought. Being in situations with friends no longer holds the same allure it once did. I feel more and more like a loner as my days pass by here at home. I am spending time with all of my friends, and i do enjoy all the time we have together, but i feel like i need to be alone. It's weird for me to feel this way. I am pretty much a bubbling socialite but I guess i highly value my time alone. Yet at the same time I'm anxious for i feel as if i need to do something or need to go somewhere, but then when i follow out on these feelings i realize that i was just peachy doing nothing. Im tired of feeling anxious. There is no delineation in my future. I think this is where the anxiety stems from. I have no real plans for myself and i feel almost lost. True i live life to the fullest day to day, but i don't feel that any of my activities are preparing me or setting the foundation for my future. I am mollified with the knowledge that im still young and i have a ways to go before i need to be really critical but i still feel as if im wasting time.

sitting in the fitzpatrick's living room typing a journal entry. i just got back to jersey from chicago yesterday. eric came and stayed the night at my place on thursday and then we left on our little romantic road trip the following day. We stopped in cleveland for the night and then went to the rock and roll hall of fame the next day. second time i was there, and i can admit, it gets no better. BORING!!! why can't they have a theatrical history hall of fame or something completely exciting like that! i mean come on!

we continued our trip to chicago on saturday arriving there later that night and spent a nice long time together. home now, and i really miss eric. i don't like feeling this way. i don't like getting caught up emotionally in something that i know can get ripped away so easily. Life is full of small chances and second-guessing, but we only live once so im going for the gold.

my head hurts

I'm really tired of the facebook...

every so often i'll receive a random IM from a person who is "horny and just wants to play around." Since when did the facebook become a prostitution breeding ground. Im tired of receiving these god damn messages asking me if i'd like to meet up for sex. Sure maybe sex will evolve, but could we at least get coffee first. Fuck you IMHORNYINSNELL or SUCKMEFIRST you are just as lame as your god-damned screennames. I hope you all suffer an eternity in hell where you are perpetually aroused and are lashed to a pole with gorgeous naked men dancing around you so that you may stare and stare and stare but never touch. You shall also have pinapples shoved up your asses for i deem that a fitting punishment as well.

GO TO HELL AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

Let me relay to you my metaphor for a failed relationship that i created last night while i was drunk off my ass. Mind you, i will type it as i said it, so if at times it is incoherent, it's the parrot bay speaking not me...

It's like im stuck in this dark room of solitude with a window looking out to this beatiful summer scene. Flowers are fresh and the sun is shining. I want to be out there trying the new relationship, and the only way to get through is to smash the window. And yes, i am able to make it out but with deep heart-wrenching cuts all over my body. And those wounds scar.

How deep is that!

Thank you charlene for the parrot bay, and the heart-to-heart.

tonight i finally was able to see jessica, which was wonderful like always.

after a picnic in the meadowlands near two suspended gas tanks we drove around on route 17 till i got lost on 46 east, don't know how i got there, and then made a pit stop at the vince lombardi service center. we made ourselves souvenir pennies and bought balls and fake teeth and then continued homward bound.

jess, i have to say, our singing is unparalleled.

so glad we were ONE again!

next week, you, me, your mom and weird nj, gonna be a blast!

peace, love and pizza grease.

randy

Northeastern University, you suck major ass crack!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck, what good is online registration if your fucking server is going to be down on the day when all freshman would like to register for classes for the following year. And if that's not bad enough, of course every single registration phone line is also tied up. So fuck you Northeastern, and if i don't get the schedule i want, that i prepared for, then you can just suck my hairy left testicle.

i feel slightly better after having vented!!!

how am i feeling today?

little boys are my favorite snackfood.

yup...that about sums it up!

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